sleep well !!!

Make sure you keep this open a minute or so and forward on so that you can see the rain in the paintings..
The Rain - Thomas Kinkade

Stop at the picture for a second, and watch the Rain . . . then read on . . .






Hope the water flows when you get the picture



This is a Thomas Kinkade painting. It is rumored to carry a miracle!

The water is supposed to be running, so if it's not moving then the picture
didn't come through entirely.





Look at this beautiful work of Art and Imaginery.

Engineers vs Doctors

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So both groups gather at Pune Station.

Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority .
SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):
------------ --------- --------- -------- ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- - -
7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives,
All 7 Engineers get in one toilet so when TC knocks, one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes

Away.....

NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct Train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE



SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA):
------------ --------- --------- ---- ------------ --------- --------- ------------ - -----------
Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket Engineers don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!..

TC arrives....

ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE.

One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the
ticket and comes in Engg. Bathroom... TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined.


SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA): !
------------ --------- --------- --------- --
SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.

This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.

ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time...
SO TC Comes.. All Engineers showed their tickets ............ ....... .....

Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train....... ....


Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are genius, don't mess with Engineers.

police warning....

This is happening now!
>
> Sad, especially if you are inclined to 'help' people...
>
> While driving on a rural end of the roadway on Thursday
> morning, I saw an infant car seat on the side of the road
> with a blanket draped over it. For whatever reason, I did
> not stop, even though I had all kinds of thoughts running
> through my head. But when I got to my destination, I
> called the Police and they were going to check it out.
> But, this is what the Police advised even before they went
> out there to check....
>
> "There are several things to be aware of ... gangs and
> thieves are now plotting different ways to get a person
> (mostly women)to stop their vehicle and get out of the car.
>
>
> "There is a gang initiation reported by the local Police
> where gangs are placing a car
seat by the road...with a
> fake baby in
> it...waiting for a woman, of course, to stop and check on
> the abandoned baby.
>
> " Note that the location of this car seat is usually
> beside a wooded or grassy (field) area and the person --
> woman -- will be dragged into the woods, beaten and raped,
> and usually left for dead. If it's a man, they're usually
> beaten and robbed and maybe left for dead, too.
>
> DO NOT STOP FOR ANY REASON!!!
>
> DIAL 0-0-0
>
>
> AND REPORT WHAT YOU SAW, BUT DON'T EVEN SLOW DOWN.
>
> "IF YOU ARE DRIVING AT NIGHT AND EGGS ARE THROWN AT YOUR
> WINDSCREEN, DO NOT STOP TO CHECK THE CAR , DO NOT OPERATE
> THE WIPER AND DO NOT SPRAY ANY WATER BECAUSE EGGS MIXED
> WITH WATER BECOME MILKY AND BLOCK YOUR VISION UP TO 92.5%,
> AND
YOU ARE THEN FORCED TO STOP BESIDE THE ROAD AND
> BECOME A VICTIM OF THESE CRIMINALS.
>
> THIS IS A NEW TECHNIQUE USED BY GANGS, SO PLEASE INFORM
> YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES.
>
> THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES AND THESE ARE UNSAVOURY
> INDIVIDUALS WHO WILL TAKE DESPERATE MEASURES TO GET WHAT
> THEY WANT."
>
>
> Please talk to your loved ones about this. This is a new
> tactic used. Please be safe.
>
> Get started NOW -- SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
> AND LOVED ONES TO BE CAREFUL AND AWARE OF EVERYTHING AROUND
> THEM SO AS NOT TO BECOME A VICTIM.
>

coins

" Indian coins r mainly produced in 4 cities
1.Delhi
2.Mumbai
3.Hyderabad and
4. Kolkata.

the production in city puts an identification mark under the year of issue.

Coins produced in Delhi have a dot

Mumbai have a diamond

Hyderabad have a star

and kolkata Nothing beneath the year!!
isnt it amazing?
most of us dont knw this...

now put ur hand inside ur pocket/ wallet/ purse and check out!!!! "

Welcome to Stock Market!!!!!!!!!

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the
villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs.10.

The villagers seeing
that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and
started catching them.
The man bought thousands at Rs.10 and as supply started to diminish,
the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would
now buyat Rs.20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they
started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back
to their farms. The offer rate increased to Rs.25 and the supply of
monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey,
let alone catch it!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at Rs50! However,
since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would
now buy onbehalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told thevillagers. Look at
all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will
sell them to you at Rs35 and when the man returns from the city, you
can sell it tohim for Rs.50."
The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.
Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!!!

Welcome to the "Stock" Market!!!!!

what is birthday?

What is Birthday?
============
Fantastic answer by Dr Kalam to a question asked at the BBC,


Define BIRTHDAY..........


Answer : The only day in your life, when you cried and your Mother was smiling..............